This is a picture of the first Kangarilla
 
   
 

Now you know why God said:

Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind:
(Lev 19:19 KJV)

Important to note that the title "Kangarilla Flea Circus" means that the fleas are harvested from the Kangarilla. I point this out because one person thought that this was a picture of what a Kangarilla Flea looks like under a microscope. NO!

Professor Lazarus imports his fleas from a secret source (a sect of cave dwelling natives of a certain country that I can't mention here) who through cross-gender breeding (a practice strictly forbidden by God) have created the KANGARILLA: Macropus Giganteus Gorilla
which is more commonly referred to in its abbreviated form: * * * MAGRILLAPUS

 

 

* * * actually the word Magrillapus is a portmanteau first coined by Professor Lazarus in his book: Professor Lazarus and His World Famous Kangarilla Flea Circus and first published on the world wide web on THIS VERY PAGE YOU ARE READING

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